You seek leetle monkey.

today i was walking in the rain and i said the most incredible metaphor for any type of relationship, be it friendly or intimate. if i ever write a book/short story this is for sure going in it, except worded...you know...better.

you know how when you're walking with someone in the rain and they have the umbrella, you have difficulty getting under it completely for the both of you. if you stay out, you get soaked, and if you try to get back in, the spokes from the sides poke and prod your face and dont let you in easily. but if you get in too close and the person moves, then the concave shape of the umbrella pulls you in with them and you lose balance momentarily. the only way for you both to truly stay dry is to stand still, rather than wandering.

peter, what are you talking about?

oh nothing. just admiring the summer rain.

OK!

ok everyone. i hope someone reads this today or tomorrow

who wants to play hide and seek with a bunch of strangers. im serious. lets do it.

http://www.manhunt-toronto.com/

fuckin click that shit. i wanna go. i dont want to go alone in case its a bunch of burly nestrapers or if by manhunt they mean hunt you down and fuck you up. either or. i want people to come.

you know you want to!!!

This is me understimulated.

Today I woke up and counted three puddles of drool on my bedsheets.

Today I ate potato chips with a spoon.

Today I ate macaroni and cheese out of the pot during my sleep, as food is always ready bedside for slothsnacks.

Today I said I like to stir things up and give things a little bit of emeril every now and then and I thought I was so clever to say that but I heard crickets after.

Today I wondered if curved bananas envy the straight ones.

Today I went downstairs to get a pencil but ended up looking at fractal art and writing this instead.

Don't these people think?

La poubelle

I assure you I am not dead. But my old computer definitely is.

I found a moist towelette in my pocket when I was doing laundry and it said on the front "Winner's Moist Towelette". On the back it said "Cleans and refreshes without soap or water."
Right under this it says "CONTAINS: Water, fragrance & soap." Sense?

Contrary to popular belief, we learn that Winners obviously don't stay in school.