This is me understimulated.

Today I woke up and counted three puddles of drool on my bedsheets.

Today I ate potato chips with a spoon.

Today I ate macaroni and cheese out of the pot during my sleep, as food is always ready bedside for slothsnacks.

Today I said I like to stir things up and give things a little bit of emeril every now and then and I thought I was so clever to say that but I heard crickets after.

Today I wondered if curved bananas envy the straight ones.

Today I went downstairs to get a pencil but ended up looking at fractal art and writing this instead.