A LITTLE BIT OF KNOWLEDGE CAN LEAD TO SEXY RESULTS!!!

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

So anyways I have been doing a lot of reading lately because I'm such a great grad student and all and I do my homework. Anyways I was skimming some scientific journals the other day and uncovered a GROUNDBREAKING DISCOVERY!




Seriously?


So that right there is pretty much the golden ticket for every man married to a hypochondriac. My favourite part was "swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia".

MAN FTW!