THOUGHT EXPERIMENT ON THE SEX LIVES OF SUPER HEROES

THE FLASH???

MY B

K sorry for the delay. Works been pressin' like a dry cleaner. I promise to those who still visit that within the next 24 hours you will find hilarity in the classic form of comic. I PROMISE.

MONKEY!

ADDING A LITTLE BIT OF RAINBOW TO YOUR DAY

Ok so failed to deliver on the cartoons today. I totally thought I'd have time for it. Instead I changed up the format a little bit. Good? Pleasant to look at? Sexually stimulating?

Anyways, instead of drawing I'm going to post a bunch of videos about rainbows. There isn't a person alive that doesn't get happy from rainbows.

BLACK MOTH SUPER RAINBOW - ROLLERDISCO

I WISH NATURE GAVE ME A BONER LIKE THIS

SO VIVID SO INTENSE DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY

ONE SKIN TWO SKIN THREE SKIN FORESKIN

RAINBOW CONSPIRACY



Hope that'll hold you guys til I draw something.
Stay sexy everybody.

A LITTLE BIT OF KNOWLEDGE CAN LEAD TO SEXY RESULTS!!!

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

So anyways I have been doing a lot of reading lately because I'm such a great grad student and all and I do my homework. Anyways I was skimming some scientific journals the other day and uncovered a GROUNDBREAKING DISCOVERY!




Seriously?


So that right there is pretty much the golden ticket for every man married to a hypochondriac. My favourite part was "swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia".

MAN FTW!

YOU POOR BASTARDS...

Alright. This is it. I'm going to try again. I'm going to try writing again. The skill level will be raw, no doubt. Hearts may be broken and clusters may be fucked but I'm going to try and make it work. I'm going to put a serious effort in this time. And not just the kind of serious effort you put in when you plant a new cherry tree because you want to reap the fruits of....well....fresh fruit.... in your backyard EVERY YEAR!









It's after a few days later that I discover that trees cannot grow when you plant them in clay. And I was a fool to try playing God.



BUT NOT THIS TIME! This (metaphorical) cherry tree will FLOURISH! And I will have bags of cherries!!!! And I will bake SO MANY MOTHERFUCKING CHERRY PIES even the likes of Eric Cartman can't handle it!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE ANY MORE PIE!!!!!!