So this must be what hell is like

falling asleep at about 4;00 without any real sustanance, i awoke at about 7;30 today, and then again 15 minutes, and another 15 minutes later again. knowing of course my lack of sleep would prevent me from making any sort of motion, i took the precaution of setting three alarms for myself. for most of those 30 minutes, i sat in bed debating whether or not the morning would be better spent if i induced vomiting or ride it out like a true champion. i induced, of course, but to no avail. dry heaves still, however, can get the job done. grabbing a carton of lumpy yogurt and a dry donut, i made it my prerogative to be substantially late to my first impression at my summer job orientation. fortunately, the others were slugging down dark coffee and danishes faster than myself, so i could safely assume that i was in a comfortable environment. with an utter lack of consideration towards humanity and anything in relation, i was engulfed in a three hour discussion of the quality of my work and how to maintain it. i was unfortunately suffering from severe flatulence at the time, and made it my first priority to blame the odor on my surrounding peers. i took short careful bites out of my grape-flavoured danish, which was, by anyones standards, far too sweet for any person to consume. after a thorough discussion of safety and health issues, we formed strategy forming teams and wrote employment tests. lacking sensibility and morale, we made sure that we were not supposed to store flammable substances near oxidizing agents by asking surrounding groups. they all concurred. as time passed, my demand for food and sleep surpassed that of money in my wallet. i fiddled with my pen. i looked at my watch every minute to see if i travelled through a tear in the fabric of time. most importantly, i made inane chatter to my surrounding peers about working conditions and how i can exploit the free golf offered to me. the meeting ended, and i thought to myself 'i can sure go for a nice half hour ride on the porcelain bus to relieve any residual tensions from the previous night of inebriation'. i talked to my manager about meeting again, i went to my car, leisurely drove home while finishing my chunky yogurt, and came here to blog about it. after peeing and having my slave like meal of bread and water of course. i think im due for a nap.