God damn i love the mystery

yea so this blog junk got over 30 hits in 2 days, which is weird cause ive got to have one of the more unpopular sites around this hip gangster town. it can only mean one thing and that is that i have a stalker. stalkers can be fun. or they can be creepy and take pictures of you when you're talking to your friends in everyday business and always follow you from a safe distance in the hallways of your previous high school but you graduated and now you're all cool. but thats beside the point. im running off on a tangent here.

ive been coughing a lot and it feels like im gonna vomit every time i do and if i do its like throwing away all that hard work over the past few weeks which is shit so im holding my ground and slugging back buckley's shots every hour. holy jesus fuck that stuff is vile. absinthe is easier to drink than that shit. i love it. it makes me a man everytime i take one back. im going to go get a full body physical in a couple days to find out all my little ticks and grinds. my doctor is an old guy and if i have a high lymphocyte count hes going to have to check my balls for cancer and i have a cold so chances are my count will be pretty high and i dont want a mans old wrinkly hands on my package. the only thing i can imagine being worse than that is the doctor doing that and then telling me i have cancer in my left nut. then if that was the case, id have to throw a huge party where i get ridiculously smashed and i show everyone my inflamed sac. the party will be called 'goodbye to lefty' in memory to the good times.

but im getting ahead of myself here

the fact of the matter is my balls are good and so is my blood and im nervous cause ive never gotten a full checkup. kinda like finding out who the guy in the bigbird outfit is. ruin the illusion of my health.

now what do you think about THAT stalker?

My cat just farted.

What a bastard.

As you can see, I am Dizzle.

ve thoscar cahyono says:
hey pete whats that job that ur talking about in ur blog
Peter says:
golf course
oscar cahyono says:
mental
Peter says:
yea man
Peter says:
im rock solid like that
oscar cahyono says:
pete rock
Peter says:
thats what my name means
Peter says:
peter = rock
oscar cahyono says:
never knew that
oscar cahyono says:
so pete rock wouldnt make sense
Peter says:
yeap
oscar cahyono says:
oscar means spear
oscar cahyono says:
I thought u should know that
Peter says:
tough guy
Peter says:
rock beats spear though
oscar cahyono says:
no mine is like a crazy spear
oscar cahyono says:
can beat rock
Peter says:
i dont believe youve ever played rock paper scissors
Peter says:
scissors and spear are the same
Peter says:
and rock always wins
oscar cahyono says:
I thought scissors beat rock?
Peter says:
i dont know if you knew that already
oscar cahyono says:
at least thats how I play it
Peter says:
no man, rock smacks the fuck upside the head of scissors
Peter says:
and then some
oscar cahyono says:
we have to fight I think then pete and prove me wrong
Peter says:
oh ill "rock your world" oscar
Peter says:
emphasizing rock
oscar cahyono says:
I'll britney spear u
oscar cahyono says:
that was lame
Peter says:
thats so gay
oscar cahyono says:
hahahaha it made me laugh tho
Peter says:
see? spears are gay
oscar cahyono says:
at least one of us laughed
Peter says:
no man, my sides are splitting
oscar cahyono says:
ok whatever u say mr. hawrysh
Peter says:
fuckin right
oscar cahyono says:
I gotta go drop someshit
oscar cahyono says:
so l8er alligator
Peter says:
yea, thats what thugs do
oscar cahyono says:
yea drop someshit = driveby
oscar cahyono says:
shooting
Peter says:
yea shit goes down when oscars in town
Peter says:
that rhymes by the way
oscar cahyono says:
yea man dont want it with me
Peter says:
im smart
oscar cahyono says:
yea very
Peter says:
brilliant even
oscar cahyono says:
dont push it
Peter says:
ill push it to the max baby
Peter says:
thats what rocks do
oscar cahyono says:
really, I thought rocks cant do anything , people pick it up and throw it somewhere
Peter says:
yeah, and we fuck up whatever we get thrown into
oscar cahyono says:
depends on the size really
Peter says:
and we're all like 'thats fuckin right...dont get in rocks way
oscar cahyono says:
u can say the same about spears
oscar cahyono says:
have u seen that movie, hero?
Peter says:
no, but it sounds pretty flamboyant
oscar cahyono says:
thats what jet li got for messing with spears
oscar cahyono says:
he got killed
Peter says:
aint nobody is the hero of me
oscar cahyono says:
by like 10000000 spears
Peter says:
yea it takes a million of those guys to take down one guy
oscar cahyono says:
30 years of kung fu shit
oscar cahyono says:
dont matter
Peter says:
i swear you throw a rock at that guy, hes gonna get FUCKED UP!
Peter says:
not a million
Peter says:
only one
oscar cahyono says:
dont believe you
oscar cahyono says:
u can only die if u shallowed a rock or something
Peter says:
k next time you see jet li, throw a rock at him and see what happened
Peter says:
he'll cry like a little nancy
oscar cahyono says:
I dont throw rocks, I smoke them
oscar cahyono says:
ok this is getting stupid
Peter says:
haha, thats great
oscar cahyono says:
I'm gonna go
oscar cahyono says:
crazy thug life boy
oscar cahyono says:
keep it real
oscar cahyono says:
ok?
Peter says:
boy?? im all man chump
oscar cahyono says:
yea but promise me to keep it real
Peter says:
oh you know i will
oscar cahyono says:
yea of course u will
Peter says:
racso - out
oscar cahyono says:
haha I'm not that homo ryan seacrest
Peter says:
yea what the fuck is his problem
Peter says:
celebrities need to grab a straw and suck it up
oscar cahyono says:
yea more than one
oscar cahyono says:
celebrities = cry babies
oscar cahyono says:
they dont know what its like on the streets
Peter says:
and i suppose youre gonna be the one to teach them
oscar cahyono says:
yea of course
oscar cahyono says:
gonna give them some lesson
Peter says:
toughen up those little girly pants
oscar cahyono says:
yea girly men
oscar cahyono says:
and whiny women
oscar cahyono says:
ok I'm gonna go fo real now, gangsta
Peter says:
yea sure you will
Peter says:
just like youve been going for real all these years
oscar cahyono says:
I'm not kidding, my boyz are waiting
Peter says:
then why the fuck are you still around
oscar cahyono says:
cos these people want me
Peter says:
cant get enough of oscar
oscar cahyono says:
dont hate the player pete, hate the game
Peter says:
i think we're both just saying random statements
Peter says:
like that had absolutely no application to this situation
oscar cahyono says:
hahah I know whatever we feell like saying
Peter says:
"you get capped, you get capped"
oscar cahyono says:
"u gota put up with the rain if u wanna see the rainbow"
Peter says:
"give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. teach a man to fish and you feed him for life"
oscar cahyono says:
haha ok this makes no sense at all
oscar cahyono says:
I'm gonna go now
Peter says:
you make no sense at all
oscar cahyono says:
peace
oscar cahyono says:
keep it real
Peter says:
i thought i said i was keepin it real like 10 minutes ago when you said you were going for sure
Peter says:
yet you continue to flounder
Peter says:
i think you gotta just logoff in one swift motion
Peter says:
like ripping off a bandaid
oscar cahyono says:
yea I guess I wasnt
oscar cahyono says:
but I promise I will from now on
oscar cahyono says:
no more fake shit
oscar cahyono says:
all real
oscar cahyono says:
yea I should
oscar cahyono says:
no I'll be away
Peter says:
just ......YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHMOTHERFUCKERRRRR.....and its done
oscar cahyono says:
hahaha wtf are u talking about
oscar cahyono says:
ok late
oscar cahyono says:
r
oscar cahyono says:
alligator
Peter says:
im talkin about ripping off those bandaids
oscar cahyono says:
ok yea
oscar cahyono says:
just stop talking man I wanna go
oscar cahyono says:
u and these ladies keep msging me
oscar cahyono says:
I mean come on I have to go on with my life
Peter says:
ive actually been trying to see how long i can keep you around to defeat your will power
Peter says:
so far ive been doing pretty well
oscar cahyono says:
ok later
Peter says:
rat fink.

"Your arms look like brains"

Today some guy said i look like tom cruise and i snapped on him and was like 'what the fuck, thats a terrible thing to say. thats insulting. why would you say that about anyone?'

and his response was:

"i said you look like him, not act like him."

i was quiet after that.

So this must be what hell is like

falling asleep at about 4;00 without any real sustanance, i awoke at about 7;30 today, and then again 15 minutes, and another 15 minutes later again. knowing of course my lack of sleep would prevent me from making any sort of motion, i took the precaution of setting three alarms for myself. for most of those 30 minutes, i sat in bed debating whether or not the morning would be better spent if i induced vomiting or ride it out like a true champion. i induced, of course, but to no avail. dry heaves still, however, can get the job done. grabbing a carton of lumpy yogurt and a dry donut, i made it my prerogative to be substantially late to my first impression at my summer job orientation. fortunately, the others were slugging down dark coffee and danishes faster than myself, so i could safely assume that i was in a comfortable environment. with an utter lack of consideration towards humanity and anything in relation, i was engulfed in a three hour discussion of the quality of my work and how to maintain it. i was unfortunately suffering from severe flatulence at the time, and made it my first priority to blame the odor on my surrounding peers. i took short careful bites out of my grape-flavoured danish, which was, by anyones standards, far too sweet for any person to consume. after a thorough discussion of safety and health issues, we formed strategy forming teams and wrote employment tests. lacking sensibility and morale, we made sure that we were not supposed to store flammable substances near oxidizing agents by asking surrounding groups. they all concurred. as time passed, my demand for food and sleep surpassed that of money in my wallet. i fiddled with my pen. i looked at my watch every minute to see if i travelled through a tear in the fabric of time. most importantly, i made inane chatter to my surrounding peers about working conditions and how i can exploit the free golf offered to me. the meeting ended, and i thought to myself 'i can sure go for a nice half hour ride on the porcelain bus to relieve any residual tensions from the previous night of inebriation'. i talked to my manager about meeting again, i went to my car, leisurely drove home while finishing my chunky yogurt, and came here to blog about it. after peeing and having my slave like meal of bread and water of course. i think im due for a nap.

Pimp smack yo' ass bitch!

Ok well this is just residual spillover from the last post because i realized that ones gonna fuck up the format of everything unless i either change it (which i doubt ill muster the energy to do) or outpost it so it becomes old news (again, too much energy but ill take it one useless thought at a time). so im just gonna throw out a link for the juggernaut bitch for anyone who hasnt seen it, because it is the greatest thing to ever happen to humanity and i thank little for sending it. god damn i almost died from choking when i watched it. do not eat anything when you go there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QXUXQ8miHs


..god damn.

Easy peasy japanesey

hey look who finally got unlazy to do something. or rather im even lazier and im using this to procrastinate and this is my last resort for not doing homework. yea.

yeah....


...shit.

well ok. i may as well put up some pictures that my sister took on her trip to tokyo. i think theyre pretty cool. kinda makes me want to goto japan but at the same time not really because looking at these pictures is kinda like being there so ill just have one of those total recall vacations where i think im there. but not really.

or something.

and yeah. these pictures are ridiculously huge and i dont feel like resizing 265 or however many there are. i only picked about 50 or so to show cause uploading that many takes some serious commitment and i just cant stay interested for that long. so deal with it!