Alright, I'll take the typewriter and the shotgun. Tyrell, you take the weird shit.
I was just thinking about random crap from the past the other day and remember that time that we were at the video store and we went to rent something and jims like "i'll put it on my card" and when they swiped it the girl was like:
"sir it appears you have a number of late charges. you owe $2.50 on dragonball budokai for playstation 2 and $5.50 on sexual predator. she raised the volume of her voice when she said sexual predator so everyone could hear. i dont quite remember all too much after that, i was laughing pretty fucking hard and i had to leave the store.
seriously, who else was there? little was, right? was that the same day we watched evil dead and made all those jokes that are timeless on their own?
and honestly...who rents a dragonball z game and softcore porno both at the same time....and returns the videogame first.
"sir it appears you have a number of late charges. you owe $2.50 on dragonball budokai for playstation 2 and $5.50 on sexual predator. she raised the volume of her voice when she said sexual predator so everyone could hear. i dont quite remember all too much after that, i was laughing pretty fucking hard and i had to leave the store.
seriously, who else was there? little was, right? was that the same day we watched evil dead and made all those jokes that are timeless on their own?
and honestly...who rents a dragonball z game and softcore porno both at the same time....and returns the videogame first.
posted by Peter at 5:12 PM
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i heard about this! steve was there for sure
did both those things happen the same day?
I got wrongfully accused of renting and not returning "Biker Boys" once.
As if I'd rent that shit.
Please.
I would love to hear your evil dead jokes, or even watch it with you sometime. I'm sure our running commentary would be the awesome.
Later man.
no the sexual predator thing was at the video store sometime in the afternoon when i think we were renting it
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