If you haven't already died laughing, then maybe you aren't cool like all the other dead people around here.

So ok. There's a sinking boat right? And the only survivors are a physicist, a chemist, and a mathematician. So they take their life boat to a deserted island and they haul off a huge box full of food that was in the boat. So these three guys get together and say "We're experts in our fields. We should pool our thoughts together to try and open the box."

So the physicist steps up, draws out his little vector diagram and height and weight and mass calculations and finds a rock that would create the greatest force by throwing it vertically and letting the force of gravity break it through the box. He tries this many times and it doesn't work. So he walks off to find something else that might.

The chemist steps up with these different plants he found, and tries mixing them together to try and create an acid to burn through the box. Unfortunately, this doesn't work either. So he walks off to try and find something else.

By the time the physicist and chemist come back to try something else, they find the mathematician eating all the food. So they ask him "How did you open the box?"

And he responds:

"I just assumed it was open."




..heh heh..i slay me.