The curse of Rosie O'Donnell's thighs
Quite terrifying.
And yea I just came onto my site like I do with every other expecting new stuff and all and I was disappointed to see the old entry from weeks ago. but then I realized, shit, I'M the one who updates this cornhole backstreet whorehouse of a BLEUG! So I'm gonna do what I can to stay with it. You know. Dance all funky like with the shimmery shiny clothes and the big collars. Yea I'm down with that. So here's a couple pictures of my zombie self from that day oh so long ago when I was partying down, then later pulled over by the cops in full zombie attire (man I wish I took a picture of their expressions. how I wasn't jailed I'll never know)
However I had to rip the meaty bone out of its socket since it was smelling and nobody liked me. I am like a sponge. I rip it off and it grows right back.
and for all you baby-eating freakjobs out there, here's a nice closeup. (look at the strewn meaty pieces look!!)
Which reminds me that halloween is coming up. There shouldn't be a holiday that lets children go door to door in my neighbourhood. Because my collection is running low and all. You know. Well I doubt you do, but I assure you it's real horrorshow.
And with that, I'm gonna have to bury myself back in the thinly sliced remains of a brutally murdered tree. May all the lost oaks rest in peace.
And yea I just came onto my site like I do with every other expecting new stuff and all and I was disappointed to see the old entry from weeks ago. but then I realized, shit, I'M the one who updates this cornhole backstreet whorehouse of a BLEUG! So I'm gonna do what I can to stay with it. You know. Dance all funky like with the shimmery shiny clothes and the big collars. Yea I'm down with that. So here's a couple pictures of my zombie self from that day oh so long ago when I was partying down, then later pulled over by the cops in full zombie attire (man I wish I took a picture of their expressions. how I wasn't jailed I'll never know)
However I had to rip the meaty bone out of its socket since it was smelling and nobody liked me. I am like a sponge. I rip it off and it grows right back.
and for all you baby-eating freakjobs out there, here's a nice closeup. (look at the strewn meaty pieces look!!)
Which reminds me that halloween is coming up. There shouldn't be a holiday that lets children go door to door in my neighbourhood. Because my collection is running low and all. You know. Well I doubt you do, but I assure you it's real horrorshow.
And with that, I'm gonna have to bury myself back in the thinly sliced remains of a brutally murdered tree. May all the lost oaks rest in peace.
posted by Peter at 2:59 PM
3 Comments:
pete you need to stop making entries when your drunk. they are funny and all but wtf are you talking about.
Your title made me lose my lunch. But it wasn't a good lunch, so fuck it.
After vomiting, I made it through your post and liked what I saw.
You make a good zombie.
Good job on the costume and special effects.
Well done.
judging from your indulgence on this beefeater site, you should probably be interesting in one yourself, seeing as how your blood type is probably ham positive or something
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