Things that have always struck me as obscure.

1: people lining up at the airport. honest to fuck what the hell. i sit in the terminal waiting for my plane and they said over the intercom our plane is coming in an hour, so people start to line up. for fucks sake why? calm the fuck down, its not like you're gonna get a better seat. its all arranged out, like what are they gonna say when i come up last? "ok your seat is 34a....ssssssssss uhhhhmmmm yeaaaa uhm, yea some other guy got there before you, uhmmmmmmmm yea uh i think we can offer you a seat in cargo". so what, is it the same fuckin deal with stewardesses then? "OH, cindy, uhhmmmmmm yea i know you were assigned to first class but uhmm, yea frank kinda got here first. but you could always work in coach. we NEVER have anybody walking around back there."