Another thing I dont understand.

I bought a used suit today, it was a pretty nice one too, probably expensive when first made, and im sure you all know my frame, medium. So i get home and try it on and the jacket was perfect, and im not a huge guy or anything so it was a trim jacket. so i go to put on the pants, and they were about a size 36. so what the fuck? it was seriously too huge, you know normally when you have pants too big, they catch on your hips or something, these ones just completely plummeted when i let go. i kinda just wanted to goto the guy who last had it. "listen buddy, if you're trying to look good i think you're investing your money in the wrong place. you could always get a nice treadmill for the same price." at least i can rest assured he didnt spend it on chocolate or anything.

Things that have always struck me as obscure.

1: people lining up at the airport. honest to fuck what the hell. i sit in the terminal waiting for my plane and they said over the intercom our plane is coming in an hour, so people start to line up. for fucks sake why? calm the fuck down, its not like you're gonna get a better seat. its all arranged out, like what are they gonna say when i come up last? "ok your seat is 34a....ssssssssss uhhhhmmmm yeaaaa uhm, yea some other guy got there before you, uhmmmmmmmm yea uh i think we can offer you a seat in cargo". so what, is it the same fuckin deal with stewardesses then? "OH, cindy, uhhmmmmmm yea i know you were assigned to first class but uhmm, yea frank kinda got here first. but you could always work in coach. we NEVER have anybody walking around back there."

A 1000 thanks to over a 1000 people.

So my site counter finally passed the thousand mark.



Really makes me wonder what you people see in this stuff. (Well, actually I know its just Natalie/Steve/Oscar who come to this site but thanks for visiting more than once a day!)


And with that, here is another adventure of neurotic man and slushie boy.










































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HAPPY OBJECTIVE OF THE DAY :) :) : Pick a bouqet of wildflowers and give them to someone special!!

That is the most ghetto extension cord I have ever seen!

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There you have it kids, until next time, be a good little boy and/or girl

HAPPY OBJECTIVE OF THE DAY :):) : Try being nice to a homeless person!

Build me up, nutter-cup.

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*don't drink rum kids, it's bad for your mind and soul)