Feeding instructions: Feed as a snack. (No thanks, I will pass on the steak.)

So I decided to delete the last thing cause it just plain sucked. But anyways, this weekend I'll have to be going to my cottage with my relatives (see picture above for my reaction). The problem is however, it isn't with the relatives who know what they're doing. No sir, it's with my mom and her sister and that could prove to be disasterous. Although there's one reason why I'm reeeeaaalllllyy looking forward to it.

The septic tank is fucked.

So pretty much, in an effort to impress her sister, my mom is going to be swimming in shit this whole weekend. Literally. Fortunately enough for me, I have no shame in crapping in a hole in the forest, and I can pee standing up. So I'll be cool in the excrement category. For food, my mom can't cook either so I'm gonna have to carry the team on that one as well. But I'm just waiting for her to say "What are you talking about!?!? I can COOK! Watch! I'll make everyone an incredible steak dinner." I'm just waiting for her to try buying the right kind of meat cause she never goes shopping. I'm just waiting for her to undercook it and I am definitely just waiting for everyone to get intestinal problems without a working toilet. Rather impatiently too, I might add. This weekend would be hell for any normal person, but a great time for evil little boys like me.

Well, there's all that and I get to golf and work on my doll. He really is coming along. I will post a picture once he's done which will probably be next week.