Seattle, the pesto of cities.

Does anyone else feel very very very violent when they're watching an old navy commercial? I mean, sure it's spunky and fresh and young and all those things old people want to feel again, but nobody is ever that happy, not even on drugs. I mean, fuck, I've only spontaneously broken into song and dance once, and it was nothing like that. It was the wizard of oz song, I was young and stupid, and it lasted for about 5 seconds. It was more of a gallop than a dance really. Yes, very young and stupid. I don't want to tell you again. A bunch of attractive young teenagers dancing around in bathing suits, hey we're building a sandcastle and surfing, we're having a good time!!!!! Then that's when Robocop and Judge Dredd come along and spoil the party. Those bulletproof prices can't stop this face.



I AM THE LAW!!!

Yea, we really need to get some authority down in those old navy commercials. If it wasn't for commercial censorship, those parties would be OUT OF HAND!

Out of fucking hand I tell you!