A fool and her money are soon parted.
How come the cereal companies don't put the prize inside of the cereal anymore? I thought the whole point of the prize was being a PRIZE! Not just for opening the fuckin' box and hey look, its a watch with a picture of the lion from Madagascar that MOVES!!! I remember back when I was knee height, I would secretly dig for the prizes while dad wasn't looking. I'd get a huge bowl and fill it with Count Chocula or Frosted Flakes and steal the prize, and fill the box up again and let it sit for a year or so till it goes stale. Mind you I was also the kid who filled his pockets with mashed potatoes when his father wasn't looking because his father wouldn't let him leave the table until his plate was spotless. So I wouldn't exactly take anything that I do to be a typical little kid stereotype, unless everyone else put cauliflower in their socks. (Fuck this is one funky watch!) The problem with the now though is that as I'm typing this, my Nesquik cereal in chocolate milk is getting soggy. So I will have to continue this some other time.
Toodles.
Toodles.
posted by Peter at 9:09 PM
4 Comments:
Yeah, I miss the prizes too.
I dont get the picture....
you know what? now a days those rotten kids don't diserve the prizes! and i'll tell you why.
Reason 1:
they get cool toys dance by them selves and those little cars they can sit in and drive all over the street and i always freak out cause i think i'll hit them.
Reason 2:
When i was younger, there wasn't a toys r us every few blocks. These kids get everything they want and they still pout about it.
reason 3:
these kids want to be treated like their 20 by the time they are 7. They think they should have cell phones and get a say in everything that happens in thier hum-drum lives. When i was younger i knew to sit down and shut up! your only allow to act like a brat from the ages of 13-17 (and thats only because of hormonal changes).
....this has been another rant by kathleen neves....and remember, Jerks only bread more jerks. Think about it.
you're going to make an amazing senior citizen kat.
you really are.
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