To HELL if I shall be forever taunted by water cubes.

So me and my partner in crime were talking the other night, and she brought to my attention that in the South, they serve milk with ice cubes. Now I thought there for a second, what the FUCK? Ice cubes? That's just not right. For I have tried this, and it loosely fulfills the milky essence of milk. Makes it all...watery. Not cool. So we decided that it would be best if I tried to fix this problem. Summer is coming up, and when I'm chillin' poolside with my milk and cookies, I want that shit to stay COLD. I apologize for the poor quality. I must invest in a camera.

So here we go.

Typical breakfast?



Or genius at work?



Yes, it is possible my friends. We all thought I was crazy and all fucked up, but IT CAN WORK! I present moloko cubes.



Yes, milk does actually freeze. Yes, milk does actually remain in it's full cube form. It does NOT crumble ladies and gentlemen. And it tastes like milk. Not some fucked up frozen concoction. It's all kosher baby.



Got milk?