Sometimes I dance with my cat.

I was eating a tuna fish sandwich over the sink the other day (I know, I'm pure bachelor. Women would be disgusted if they ever saw me eat.), and I thought to myself "What about those guys who have those spinning fan thingies in the sink. Food disposals, or whatever they are. They'd eat full fuckin' meals there. The word etiquette would have no place in that house. I fear for the marital statuses of those with food disposal units in their sinks. What if everyone had one? Would women just adapt? Or would there be an anarchy of food disposals? The world would collapse.

The dinosaurs would roam again!!!!!!!!