A good drum break.

I miss writing random meaningless crap about my day so fuck it, I'll keep doing it.
I had a strange dream last night and I can only wonder what it means. I was at my cottage with someone (I don't remember who but I remember it was one of my old old friends) and we were fishing, and I decided to go into a small pond that is filled with tiny fish, cause I wanted to catch them with my hands, and put them in a little plastic bag and take them home and fry them and eat them like popcorn...


...Anyways...


I went into the pond (Fuck I remember who it was now, this guy at my old job. He was a funny guy. I worked in a food store and he worked in the produce section. Everytime I went there, he was eating something and throwing shit around. There was one day when he was throwing watermelons as far as he could, another day where he was throwing produce knives around. Those things are damn sharp. Sometimes we smoked pot at work. He was a funny guy. Joseph, I think his name was. How neither one of us got fired is beyond me.)

Anyways, I'm drabbling on again. So I go into this pond, and I cup my hands to catch fish and I get a whole handful, but they all drain out and I look at my hands and they're covered with ticks. I was like sweet fucking jesus get these beasts off of me. But many of them had burrowed under my skin and my hands began to turn purple and black. Jo started to get the same problem. It was at this point where I jumped out of the pool, and ran like the dickens into a general direction, it doesn't matter which one, and the dream ended.

So I have this dream book that tells you what some things mean (because all my dreams are all fucked up and I usually want to know what they mean) so here's what the book's diagnosis is for today:

Ticks

To dream you see ticks crawling on your flesh, is a sign of impoverished circumstances and ill health. Hasty journeys to sick beds may be made.
To mash a tick on you, denotes that you will be annoyed by treacherous enemies.
To see in our dreams large ticks on stock, enemies are endeavoring to get possession of your property by foul means.

Yea thats complete bullshit, I know. But sometimes they're right. Just like the horoscopes getting lucky sometimes. So WATCH OUT EVERYONE, for I am a spreader of pestilence. You heard the book.
And enemies are gonna steal shit from me, 0o0o0o0o0o0o look out. It's about time I get to use the old Louisville slugger.