The essence of sapphire.

Last night, my dad got home and opened his briefcase, pushing a strange looking bottle towards me.

(Excuse the bloody plate in the background)

So he said its "Essence of Sapphire" or some shit, and this holistic lady gave it to him. He was talking about me and how I'm about to write all these exams and she said this would help.

He gave it to me and I analyzed it in the light. It had that swirly sorta look to it, that alcohol has. When he wasn't looking, I took a slug from it, and it didn't taste too bad. Sort of metallic like but nothing bad. I've tasted worse.

So it's sitting here now and I drank a bit more of it, and nothing fuckin happened. I swear this shit is so fake. I'm disappointed. I was hoping I could go into those exams with this shit and rape each one. Damnit, looks like it's back to honesty for me

But, for serious, anything that comes in a dropper bottle I just don't trust altogether.