Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Somehow I'm not surprised.

Yea. I took one of those quizzes that tells you which bodily discharge you are. Yea. Blood. Big surprise.

You're blood. You're all over the place, but you definitely keep things moving. You're thick, but sweet. You enjoy others' physical pain. And you keep coming back until you finally clot. Some people faint when they see you.

That has got to be the dumbest fuckin' metaphor I have ever heard. "you keep coming back until you finally clot". Honestly, what the hell does that mean? Is that supposed to be innuendo or something?

8 Comments:

Blogger Kat said...

All i know is that when i see you i faint. XOXOXOXO

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha peter is a bleeder.

9:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea man, I was blood too. That shit is whack. I looked at all the results, and they're all retarded. None of them relate to much of anything, and it said urine is poisonous. Now, I'm no urine expert, but I do know that it isn't poisonous....where do these people get off? Yea, it was a stupid quiz. Good call, Pete.

10:23 AM  
Blogger Peter said...

yea, sadly enough, i probably would too.
i mean just for the whole variety of pee locations. it gets boring to keep using the toilet after a while.

8:35 AM  
Blogger halcyon67 said...

Where can I find this quiz at?

10:32 AM  
Blogger Peter said...

http://quizilla.com/users/BaalObsidian/quizzes/Which%20bodily%20discharge%20are%20you%3F/

2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think thats why they invented the urinal really... guys kept complaining that toliets were too boring.

10:04 AM  
Blogger Peter said...

well...that and potted plants.

not to mention gardens, rivers, or public drinking water resevoirs

11:15 AM  

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