Personified in this case by a peculiar snort.

Whatever happened to Steve Urkel?



The mystery may never be solved. Abducted by aliens? Or maybe he's hiding from the world with Elvis in a sleazy motel room in Vegas. Nevertheless, he was a legend wasn't he? So fuckin annoying but just so damn awesome. They made a doll of him that talks and some guy from my kindergarden class had one. He looks like this:

I swear to fuck I had nightmares about this thing for weeks. I hate dummies and one of Steve Urkel just didn't help the problem.