Holy shit, look at that bunch over there. They've spotted us.

This is ridiculous. It has gotten to the point where every time I log onto MSN, I am FLOODED (I choose my words very carefully), yes FLOODED with spanish messages. How these people got my email or why they decided to be interested in me en masse is beyond my ability of understanding. They all live in Argentina too so I doubt it's some crazy coincidence. Fortunately, the good people at www.freetranslation.com have provided me with the abilities to communicate with these swine and perhaps one day, god willing, I will be free of the terrorizing wrath of the ...well ...people who can't speak english fluently. There wasn't a way for me to incorporate that into the previous sentence so I had to make due with what I had.

sweet fucking lord, there goes another one. They're going to take over, I swear.
Fortunately, I am beginning to learn a few common phrases.

no te entiendo - I do not understand.
yo no entiendo mucho ingles - I do not understand much english.
yo quiero Taco Bell - I want Taco Bell.

Anything else that the fiends say is beyond my recognition. It is only a matter of time until they get me now.