Traffic will wait for me if I want it to.

So I had to wake up early today to beat the friends to a bar for a job because I've lowered myself to the level of desperation where its job or bust right now. So I'm driving really slowly in my uninsured car that has about 340,000 km on it and is ready to lose all 4 wheels. I'm waiting at stop lights not bothering to creep up any further for people to turn right as a tease. And I make it to my bar, and I find the guy I was looking for, who I was expecting to be some sketched out short thin white guy, but turns out to be some tall foreign character (Mo = Mohammed, who woulda thought) and he obviously had no interest in someone else working there since he was looking at some chick play pool the whole time. That and the only thing he heard me say is "Steve Little" since I made reference to him in the back. Hopefully that'll do the trick.

Anyhow, I was drifting down the road slowly with my jack johnson tunes rollin, and I see my cousin at a stoplight reading something and I think to myself "Wait a second, Steve doesn't read that much, I wonder what he's looking at" So the light goes green and I'm thinking maybe its that system cd that may or may not be out already. Maybe its

HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST MOTHER FUCKER SHIT FUCK SEINFELD DVD!! TODAY IS MAY 17!! FUCK I MUST HAVE IT!

So I barrel to the right across 5 lanes through traffic to the light which is about 50 feet in front of my 60 km/h moving jeep and I make a 180 blazing to the nearest dvd store, where I spend money that I don't have to buy this precious season 4 dvd.

Oh so so so very precious. So I'm gonna go make myself a big assed sandwich and park myself in front of the box, knowing selfishly that I am the only guy who is watching it now since nobody else can make an impulse purchase like me.