Somewhere in the distance, a lizard tried to keep cool under a shady rock.
"I'm looking for a bone that my dog can chew on. Preferrably arms length."
"Well, we have these tiny little ones for small dogs, then there are these doughy tied end kinds, then these huge pig bones."
"Hmm..."(inspects bones)
"What type of dog do you have?"
"Uhh....uhhhmmmm...alright fine. You fucked me. I lied. I don't have a dog. I don't know anything about dogs. I just need some huge bone to strap onto my arm to imitate a lost arm. I'm dressing up like a zombie."
"Oh...(laughs uncomfortably)...at least you're being creative." (Aside)
"Well, we have these tiny little ones for small dogs, then there are these doughy tied end kinds, then these huge pig bones."
"Hmm..."(inspects bones)
"What type of dog do you have?"
"Uhh....uhhhmmmm...alright fine. You fucked me. I lied. I don't have a dog. I don't know anything about dogs. I just need some huge bone to strap onto my arm to imitate a lost arm. I'm dressing up like a zombie."
"Oh...(laughs uncomfortably).
posted by Peter at 4:52 PM
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YOUR PROPAGANDA!!!!!!!!!!
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