The truth about zombies.

Now, you all thought I was just some fantasy freak who loved the living dead. Cause I always wanted to run the Earth and survive the onslaught of the undead. But I tell you, they are REAL!

REAL I SAY!

http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/moments/s1260445.htm

There was a case of a real live zombie. Apparently, with the right mixture of drugs, they used to inject drugs into people, bury them, and dig them up later and sell them off for slave labour. I'm excited. I wanna be the jerk to make the first bloodthirsty zombie to plague the Earth.