Crazy, and all those in relation.

So someone called me crazy the other day. Now I thought to myself, the word crazy is really thrown around a lot these days, what the devil did she mean by it? Lets analyze a definition shall we?

cra·zy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (krz)adj. cra·zi·er, cra·zi·est
Affected with madness; insane.
Informal. Departing from proportion or moderation, especially:
Possessed by enthusiasm or excitement: The crowd at the game went crazy.
Immoderately fond; infatuated: was crazy about boys.
Intensely involved or preoccupied: is crazy about cars and racing.
Foolish or impractical; senseless: a crazy scheme for making quick money.

Now, when it comes to foolish or impractical or senselessness, I'm not sure that's my scene. Oh sure, everyone is a little off the mark from time to time, and they all sometimes contemplate killing the neighbours dog when he's barking and they need some quiet time every once in a while because I'm an introvert.

I suppose I'm intensely preoccupied with stuff. I was called crazy upon saying that I would go back to the downward spiral of last summer by not sleeping at all and staying up all night making dolls. But you never know.

I'm not crazy about boys. That definition has it all wrong, I swear.

As for the madness and insanity of it, that's just plain wrong. I'm not insane, everyone else is insane and they're all after my magic bag.

Especially those leprechauns, those fuckers are always trying to steal my lucky charms.
And don't even get me STARTED on the Trix rabbit.

Don't even go there.