common sayings

I love using common sayings because if you're trying to win an argument and you know you're not making sense you just throw in a common saying and you're automatically right.

People don't like being reminded of their jobs when they're enjoying their spare time. This leads me to believe that the next time you manage a hot date with a porn star, you might want to pass on ordering her the cod.

Just a thought

Why are medicine bottles so hard to open? The only people who really need its contents are generally too weak to open the bottle by themselves. Taking into consideration the amount of strength a normal person has, the only one with enough energy and strength to open it is a young child.
I know yes it's done to protect the children but priority really needs to be given to the right bottle cap. Take my laundry bleach bottle for example. I'm throwing out more clothes from bleach stains than I am fighting viral infections.