Neurotic man meets wine conniosseur man.
posted by Peter at 6:32 PM
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Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007
I'm McLovin' it.
So I finished a demanding exam today and I thought what better way to celebrate than to poison myself with some greasy goodness.
So I got a 6-piece.
The only reason I'm writing something here is cause I found two things amusing while I was there. I was reading the receipt as I was eating because I didn't want to look like one of those guys who's really enjoying his meal even though I kinda was cause that stuff is a rare treat for me.
Anyways.
At the bottom the 2nd last sentence contained the word "McDonald's" and directly below it said their slogan "I'm lovin' it" and I thought:
"They should totally change their slogan to 'I'm McLovin' it'."
Think about it. They prefix their 'Mc' onto everything there. McNuggets. McFlurry. I bet you could look it up in the dictionary and it would be there.
(On a side note I couldn't find it at dictionary.com but fuck them it should be there)
So yeah they could totally pull it off without getting a lawsuit. That kid probably wouldn't hurt the advertisements.
Come on I would totally eat anywhere that has that on their cups. Anyways yeah. I'm McLovin' it.
And the other thing is I was sitting in front of the recycling bin facing it because it would prevent the possibility of making eye contact with anyone and I have, for the first time, sincerely appreciated the confusion of the average joe. Next time you're near a recycling area watch how long it takes for people to figure out which thing goes where:
"So is this plastic, or garbage? There's some metal stuff on the inside coating of it so I don't think it's plastic. But if I put it in the trash and it doesn't belong there I'm a NEGATIVE CONTRIBUTOR TO THE ENVIRONMENT! "
Watch if someone brings a date along with them: "You threw that in the GARBAGE?? That's GLASS! I could never see someone like you!"
And the garbage man must be tweaking out all the time trying to fix shit:
"FUCKERS! DON'T THEY KNOW WHAT POLYSTYRENE IS??!? GOD!"
Anyways yeah my mind was wandering. But only a little.
So I got a 6-piece.
The only reason I'm writing something here is cause I found two things amusing while I was there. I was reading the receipt as I was eating because I didn't want to look like one of those guys who's really enjoying his meal even though I kinda was cause that stuff is a rare treat for me.
Anyways.
At the bottom the 2nd last sentence contained the word "McDonald's" and directly below it said their slogan "I'm lovin' it" and I thought:
"They should totally change their slogan to 'I'm McLovin' it'."
Think about it. They prefix their 'Mc' onto everything there. McNuggets. McFlurry. I bet you could look it up in the dictionary and it would be there.
(On a side note I couldn't find it at dictionary.com but fuck them it should be there)
So yeah they could totally pull it off without getting a lawsuit. That kid probably wouldn't hurt the advertisements.
Come on I would totally eat anywhere that has that on their cups. Anyways yeah. I'm McLovin' it.
And the other thing is I was sitting in front of the recycling bin facing it because it would prevent the possibility of making eye contact with anyone and I have, for the first time, sincerely appreciated the confusion of the average joe. Next time you're near a recycling area watch how long it takes for people to figure out which thing goes where:
"So is this plastic, or garbage? There's some metal stuff on the inside coating of it so I don't think it's plastic. But if I put it in the trash and it doesn't belong there I'm a NEGATIVE CONTRIBUTOR TO THE ENVIRONMENT! "
Watch if someone brings a date along with them: "You threw that in the GARBAGE?? That's GLASS! I could never see someone like you!"
And the garbage man must be tweaking out all the time trying to fix shit:
"FUCKERS! DON'T THEY KNOW WHAT POLYSTYRENE IS??!? GOD!"
Anyways yeah my mind was wandering. But only a little.
posted by Peter at 2:57 PM
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