Embarrassment is the new death penalty.

So yea. I think theyre trying to secretly turn death into embarrassment for the sake of censorship and the seeds of the future. think of the rougies on this one. Next time you watch any movie or play any videogame, they'll say "i was very embarrassed" instead of saying "i almost burned to death" or "i got the living fuck beaten out of my ass". they should accept how they deserve a hardcore glassing and theres no two ways about it. they're about as helpless as tom thumb in a condom factory and theres nothing they can do about it. seriously, next movie you watch, watch for the usage of the word "embarassed". I swear to you it'll be one big horsecock after another.

the moose

me and steve were bored so we had a moose drawing contest on paint

whos is better?

Bitter is better.

So yea. i just finished school and i somehow feel very depressed about it all and i feel the desire to make myself feel better by making whoever is reading this very very bitter. So i thought for once, why dont i write something for a change? but yea, so bitter, it boggles the mind. its spins the world SO fast that even larry david would say its depressing. no indian person would even think about eating it. thats how bitter we're talking here (or is that spicy. fuck i need to get my act together)

but unfortunately i kind of dont really feel like doing that anymore because at this point i buttered myself up too much and we all know a boy like me is incapable of doing something terrible unless there is alcohol involved alongside a hammer in each hand (oh man that would be so fucking fun) Oh yea, i think we'd all know what that would be like:

The sound of a cat vomiting.

I hope you brought your spoon, cause I brought my sexy.