I am justified in believing your true justified belief only if you have a reliable method that is justifiable and results in a true justified belief.

And so on. Uhm. yea. so i was told to update. im going to stop using capitals and apostrophes because they are lesbian lovers who do not like to associate themselves with all the other manly letters.

i think ive typed and erased about 10 or 15 entries in this spot and nothing will just work cause it all sounds like something stupid that i wouldve said like a month ago.

how passe of me.

uhm. yea.

so im going to go sleep on the toilet or something. uhm. yea. ill think of something to write. this is almost as not funny as seeing snakes in your backyard for a week then being paranoid of snakes then driving and thinking you hear snakes under you seat and freaking out and looking for them then looking up and rear ending the guy in front of you and finding out there were no snakes after all. yea almost as not funny as that.


not that i did that or anything

Ok, seriously, be honest.

Has anyone ever done this before? Don't lie. Cause this was me like 5 minutes ago and I realized what a social faux pas it really is.

Especially if you leave the door open.

Run!!! BEES!!!!!!!!!!

So yea, i haven't really updated that much, in fact not at all for a good week and a bit now. I think i'm probably gonna slow it down to like once every week or two weeks, school is roughness. however, my comics are now proudly in print by the toike oike, uoft's proudly obscene school newspaper. if you goto the school, pick one up. if not, i'll be posting a scan of it monthly as they come.
and with that, im going to go bury my face in a book until next week when i will be partying down due to my reaching of 19. come with. we will all drink and not remember anything except how drunken it was. it will be great.

Whoa, three comics in one day, whats gotten into me?

007 doing his routine STD checkup

We have a forecast of immaturity with a chance of stupid.

Has anyone else noticed that no matter how hard you scrub, the smell of manure never goes away?

Warning: Smelly humor ahead. Handle at own risk.







And from that moment on, Billy never worried about his liver problem again.

The alternate ending.

The boy scouts stood anxiously. They knew that the ghostbusters were way out of their league this time and that the fate of the city rested on their shoulders. All they could do now was remember what the club leader had taught them and hope for the best.

What REALLY happened to the easter bunny:

Next time: What really happened to Santa Claus:

I wonder what would happen if...

Soon, vampires walked the earth. And also bacon. That walked the earth too. But sort of in a more awkward fashion since it doesnt have working muscles or ligaments, just crispyness. It was then deemed the "crisp walk" and everyone lived happily ever after.

END!