Monday, August 29, 2005

Je ne sais pas les oiseaux!!!

Click the link below to have music accompany this next piece. It is absolutely necessary you listen while you look. Take about 10 seconds for each frame so the music corresponds with it.


http://www.freewebtown.com/Peterhawrysh1/gallery/108066/aud-135510.mp3








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Friday, August 26, 2005

The sex appeal peel.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

The reason why the Gettysburg address was not delivered by a piece of bacon:

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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Me? I'm from a little town called none-of-your-goddamn-business.

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I've never been. You know. That place that lets the animals run around in the parking lot. The curious giraffe sticking his nose in your window. The playful monkey leaving a pile of fecal matter on your front hood. I always wondered what it would be like to go there...

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HAPPY OBJECTIVE OF THE DAY! :) ! :) !! Save a tree, eat a beaver. ....heh heh.

Monday, August 15, 2005

Am I out of my element or is the jack of clubs looking more like Nicholas Cage every day?

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Honestly, take a nice long hard gander at that and for sure you'll see what I mean. Mind you, you could see dead cats and whores if you looked at anything long enough.


I think I have singlehandedly discovered what the most horrifying thing is. I was walking down yonge street the other day, and as you toronto citizens know, it attracts a unique crowd, what with the strip club mile and all. Or maybe its longer than a mile, I'm not sure. Anyways, there I was, walking north amongst a busy crowd and running towards us is a blind man dressed like a cowboy. Swinging his blind stick around. Honestly, I didn't know whether I should've taken the hit from the stick, or try to dive out of the way and risk being ran through. I sort of did both and in a rather ungraceful manner, I managed to dodge the blindsighted barrage of a strip club cowboy. It made me think how shitty it must be to be blind. Think about it, you couldn't be late for anything. How could you compensate? You couldn't drive anywhere. You couldn't run cause you can't see where you're going. You are fucked is what you are. They probably have every second of the day planned out.

To be perfectly honest though, I don't think half the people out there are blind. Who wouldn't want to walk around with dark glasses, beating the first person you see?

I think the only people who don't want to do it are the blind people, ironically the ones fitting those characteristics.

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